Hey Reyna…we have some things we’d like to get off of our chest. Maybe it’s unrated, maybe it’s comp, maybe this was our rankup game, whatever the case, we implore you to search deep within your heart and mind for the will to hear our cries. Do read on Reyna, this letter is for you…
“A letter to the Instalock BotFrag Reyna”
Dear Instalock Bot Frag Reyna,
Ah, where do we even begin? Your steadfast commitment to locking in Reyna at the speed of light has not gone unnoticed. However, your performance on the battlefield leaves us all scratching our heads in equal parts confusion and frustration. Allow us to paint a portrait of your valorous endeavors:
- “Behold, the Instalock Bot Frag Reyna, whose prowess in securing frags rivals that of a stationary potted plant. A sight to behold, indeed.”
- “Oh look, it’s Reyna charging into battle with all the subtlety of a bull in a china shop. We eagerly anticipate the inevitable Leer into the abyss.”
- “Leer, Devour, Die: The tragic cycle of the Instalock Bot Frag Reyna, whose understanding of teamwork is as elusive as her ability to land a kill.”
- “In a stunning display of independence, Reyna valiantly charges into enemy territory, leaving her teammates to ponder the mysteries of life, death, and why they bothered queuing for this match in the first place.”
- “Ah, the Reyna Ult: Because nothing says ‘I have no idea what I’m doing’ quite like popping your ult in the same spot you just peeked a nearby, advancing enemy in — only to meet your demise immediately after.”
- “Thank you, Instalock Bot Frag Reyna, for gracing us with your presence at the bottom of the leaderboard. Your dedication to mediocrity is truly unparalleled.”
- “In a shocking turn of events, Reyna expresses her discontent with the team’s performance, conveniently ignoring her own contributions to the spectacular failure that unfolds before us.”
- “Who needs coordination when you have Reyna on your team? Certainly not the Instalock Bot Frag Reyna, whose idea of teamwork begins and ends with shouting obscenities into the void, while either being the first or last to die each round.”
- “And here we witness the Instalock Bot Frag Reyna in her natural habitat: the depths of despair, surrounded by a trail of missed shots and shattered dreams.”
- “In the annals of Valorant history, the legend of the Instalock Bot Frag Reyna will be remembered as a cautionary tale of hubris, ineptitude, and Leer-ing into oblivion.”
So, dear Instalock Bot Frag Reyna, while your performance may leave much to be desired, your unwitting contributions to the comedy of errors that is our Valorant experience are truly priceless. Here’s to many more rounds of Leer-ing into the sunset and embracing the bottom of the scoreboard with open arms.
With a mixture of amusement and exasperation, Signed,
— Your ever-perplexed teammates, past/present and future.
What to Do when You Encounter the Infamous InstaLock, Bot Frag Reyna
The next time you run into “The Infamous Bot Frag InstaLock Reyna” just copy this article link and send it their way. Maybe just maybe, our combined cries and efforts will finally be heard and we can get back to clutching rounds per our usual modus operandi.